The recent Malawi excursion is microcosmic of my whole trip; highs and lows, peaks and valleys, strikes and gutters. And generally more good than bad, but the bad stuff is more interesting to write about.
It started out inauspiciously (or auspiciously, I'm not really sure which), the border crossing was a breeze, but there was no bus waiting for me on the other side as promised (I really knew better). But I quickly rallied, miraculously there was a taxi one person short of capacity, and I hopped in at was in a major town 3 dollars and 45 minutes later. My luck ran a little short after that, the next 200k took about 6 hours on a slow local bus ending up in a crappy town where I was hungry and tired and choose to spend the night in a crappy guest house next to a loud bar. After that it picked up a little, I ran into this Dutch couple that I had run into 4 other separate times in Tanzania, and we went to this awesome spot on Lake Malawi,
Nkhata Bay. I got a great deal on the nicest room of the trip so far (stone bathtub, quilt my mom would love, overlooking the lake, etc). I always looked down upon Midwesterners who talk about "beaches" on the Great Lakes, but maybe I should reconsider (though I doubt Lake Michigan has much in common with Lake Malawi other than semantically..) Anyway, I stayed on the lake for a few days, and then headed back north towards a
VGIF site I needed to visit in Chitipa. On the way I stopped at this
awesome place up on the plateau (Malawi really has incredible topography with amazing green mountains meeting the lake), I stayed there for 2 nights, and it was great..
After my extended Northern Malawi tour I headed back towards the Tanzanian border to get some work done. Chitipa is actually very close to Tanzania, but it is 100k from a paved road, and since it's rainy season, there is no regular public transport there. However I was told it was easy to get a ride in the back of a truck. So I walk from the Karonga bus station out to the dirt road leading west, and sure enough a truck rolls up after 15minutes or so. I was expecting to ride in the back (I should mention I had to hitch a ride in the back of a pick-up to get down from the Mushroom Farm to the main road that morning to get a bus), but this truck was full of cargo, the driver and his two buddies offered four of us (and a baby) to squeeze into the space behind the seats in the cab. This actually seemed preferable to bouncing around in the back, so I climbed in.
It was very cramped, since there are three guys sitting in the two actual seats, the four of us in the one and a half foot wide space behind them couldn't extend our legs. But the people were all very friendly, and I probably had the best spot (in the middle). It looked like it was going to rain, so it was nice to be inside, and the music the driver was playing was actually pretty good. With my spirits high I even took a video on my camera (which I'll post at a later date if possible).
About an hour into our journey (I was told it would take about 3 hours to reach Chitipa) it started to rain. It didn't even rain that hard or for that long, but it turned the top layer of the road into mud. This mud was very different than the New England mud season mud I am familiar with. The red African dirt (much like I imagine the mud in the American South from my extensive viewing of My Cousin Vinny to be like) turned into slippery slop that was even hard to walk on. The reason I know what it is like to walk on is because as soon as our truck hit an incline, it would lose momentum and its tires would just spin in the mud.
There were stickers on the windshield that said "Off Road" and "4x4", these were obviously blatant lies. This truck was no match for the slick road surface on any sort of incline, and while we didn't get stuck on downhills, they felt like we were surfing on mud with a 3ton surfboard. And this was a hilly road. We got to one hilly section and even with the help of the resident kids' hoes (our shovels were worthless) we couldn't get the truck moving. After about 45minutes when I was mentally preparing myself to sleep cramped in the cab, our guardian angel came in the form of a Caterpillar earth-mover type machine. The driver towed the truck to the top of that hill without too much difficulty, and we started off. We were stuck again within 5 minutes. Luckily the Caterpillar doesn't move that fast, and he was still within honking distance to tow us again. He ended up towing us for the better part of 3 miles, to the end of the uphill section. It really didn't even rain that much, and it seemed like the road was drying out a little bit, and we headed down the road. We crossed a river, and stopped to clean the mud off of us a little bit, and I was told we were more than half-way there, we had been traveling for about 5 hours at this point and it was starting to get dark.
Needless to say we got stuck numerous times in the second half of the journey as well. Luckily when we would get stuck we would spin out blocking the whole road, so other travellers were forced to help us so they could get by. A couple muddy spin-outs later in the pitch dark on a particularly long, slippery hill, a passing mini-bus full of passengers helped pull us out. I thought there was no way this truck was making it to Chitipa tonight, so I bailed out, paid my share and jumped in the mini-bus. The mini-bus passed the truck and I thought I was home free. Unfortunately at the next town the mini-bus money-collector guy got in a fight with some kid who was trying to steal our tail-lights.. This caused enough of a delay to allow the truck to pass us, and low and behold we were behind it again on the next hill when it got stuck. We got out to help, but it looked like the truck was going nowhere, we managed to get the mini-bus past the truck by pulling it through the mud on the side of the road. Running off into the night covered in mud in front of the mini-bus I felt a little guilty about leaving the truck behind, but at this point I just wanted to get to Chitipa.
The rest of the ride passed without incident. We made it to Chitipa 9 hours after I left, but I was just happy to get there at all. After dropping off a few people, we stopped to pick up some more, and low and behold it was my former fellow passengers from the truck, miraculously they made it to Chitipa just behind us, and they didn't even hold a grudge for me abandoning them by the side of the road.